Failure of the Zim land redistribution programme is because Britain and America is stopping our rain!

West tampering with our rainfall patterns: Sikhanyiso Ndlovu

Shock explanation for poor agricultural production ... Sikhanyiso Ndlovu

Shock explanation for poor agricultural production … Sikhanyiso Ndlovu

A TOP Zanu PF official’s hypothesis for the failure of the party’s land redistribution programme is that Britain and America have imposed sanctions on the country’s weather patterns.

The stunning revelation was made by former education minister Sikhanyiso Ndlovu while addressing a public meeting in Bulawayo on Thursday.

Pressed to explain the decline in agricultural production, Ndlovu said Western countries are tampering with the country’s rainfall patterns in order to sabotage the land reform programme.

Zimbabwe embarked on the chaotic fast track land reform programme in 2000, forcefully taking prime agricultural land from the minority white farmers and parcelling it out to locals, most them supporters of the ruling Zanu PF party.

President Robert Mugabe says the programme was meant to correct historical wrongs in the distribution of land but opposition parties have accused Zanu PF of embarking on the programme as a way of propping up its waning fortunes.

Agricultural production has gone down drastically in the last fifteen years, with the government this year expected to import over 700,000 tonnes of maize from neighbouring to avert food shortages, partly caused by a dry spell sweeping through the country.

At independence Zimbabwe was said to be producing 28 million tonnes of maize, which declined to about 17 million tonnes in the 1990s.

“The West say we have failed. We have not; we are saying to them, bring the weather patterns to order and we will produce and even export to those countries,” Ndlovu said.

Ndlovu cited Stephen Hawking’s book Economic Hit-man, as containing damning evidence that western countries manipulated other nation’s rainfall patterns.

He reiterated his party’s official excuse that sanctions imposed on the country had wreaked havoc on the country’s economy.

Government is currently carrying out a land audit in various provinces and Zanu PF bigwigs who had been allocated large swathes of land are set to have some of the land repossessed.

By: Bulawayo Correspondent

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Source: The New Zimbabwe

11 responses to “Failure of the Zim land redistribution programme is because Britain and America is stopping our rain!

  1. Maybe the idiot can fool the idiots that voted for them, or the idiots his teaching, via his department. But definitely not the rest of the world!

  2. Unbelievable if it is not the Lightning to be reported to our Scientist now it is even the rain manipulated by the West…I am speechless and somewhat amused.

  3. Hey Bob why don’t you guys start sanctioning America and England’s weather. I mean with you beign so intelegent it would be a walk in the park.P.S Don’t tell those Europeans it was I that gave you this briliant plan..

  4. FYI Stephen Hawking did not write Confessions of an Economic Hitman. Good grief. The stupidity is rife.

  5. There is absolutely NO WAY he tied that tie himself with such great intelligence!!! What a chop…

  6. The utter stupidity is not a surprise lol

  7. Wilma & John

    Total Idiots following idiots, amazing anybody could vote for them, and so sad that they actually believe crap like that.

  8. Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha! Is this a joke? OK no he is serious. If you didn’t chase away all those farmers you guys would have more food. This is just God showing what he does to a Godless piece of land. Even if you had rain you couldn’t grow a weed if you tried.

  9. Wow one cant believe the crap that gets caught up in their brains sometimes. They are so anti UK and USA but take their handouts. They are blind to see just what the Chinese are up to. China will rule Africa thanks to these knuckle heads.
    I would go on to say maybe Africa is getting its punishment from above for all the crimes committed against humanity. Now if he said that, just maybe their might be a grain of truth in that. You get reap what you sow is very true.

  10. Jonathan Pompies

    Wel, the guy is 100% correct… am I the only one here who knows abou HAARP?? Talk about uninformed sheep, bwhaa!

  11. Jonathan Pompies

    What!!?? You haven’t moderated Jonathan’s comment??
    Here is more evidence that this man is correct!:
    Stop hiding the truth, madam.